Sensing an opportunity to impress Education Head Robert Bain, Christine rolls Audrey’s World War II initiative across the curriculum, complete with costumes, rationing, and even a runaway goat!

However, the fun runs out when Darren and Barry go foraging for dodgy mushrooms in the woods and Rhiannon takes the rationing programme too literally, with all three requiring the paramedics.

Meanwhile, Sue learns a secret that threatens to expose George’s overblown Mandarin claims and composes a dossier of failings in Christine’s leadership. After yet another run-in with Christine, Simon’s had enough and places Sue’s dossier straight into the hands of Robert Bain.

Elsewhere, miserable with his single life, Kevin launches a romantic woodland gesture entitled ‘Operation Dynasty’ in a bid to win her back.